Lance Wins, Kerry Offers Advice
Congratulations to Lance Armstrong on his 7th straight Tour De France championship. While fighting off the usual criticisms of doping, Armstrong single-handedly defeated a pack of Europeans riders determined to gang up on him.
I was proud to see Lance ride with that American flag through the center of Paris... It's like the Olympics, but better because Armstong is a true-American success story.
Post-retirement Lance will have a lot of free time on his hands now that he doesn't have to endure a 4 to 5 hour bike ride every day. Besides spending time with his rock star girlfriend, Sheryl Crow, Lance is contemplating running for Governor of Texas... as a Republican.
It is interesting to note:In the car behind Armstrong during the race was Senator John Kerry, who was the Democratic candidate in last year's Presidential election.
"I hope that Lance goes into politics and chooses the right party," Senator Kerry said. "He has focus, strategic ability, is not afraid to make decisions and is intelligent.
Democrats everywhere sigh.







